It’s Like Sex with the Ocean

8.20.2018

I’ve been reading some cool commentary on the creation narratives found throughout religious texts. Here is the idea:

The Universe wanted to experience itself so it formed out of its fabric conscious Beings, capable of self cognition. This body and mind are the Universe’s way of tasting chocolate and experiencing the ecstasy of sex and the pain of humiliation. The Universe wants to experience it all. And so here I am.

It was nearing sunset. I was contemplating to surf a third session or not. I had already had good waves and my body was tired. But the conditions were the best they had been all day and getting better by the minute.

I decided I would rest. I knew I had been pushing myself too hard physically recently and I committed to respect my body. But then I saw a photographer friend of mine setting up his equipment. I instantly changed my mind. I laughed at myself the whole time I was getting ready to go out. My hilarious ego was knowingly about to force my body to spend its limited supply of energy for the sake of a photo.

“Okay ego, let’s do this. Just one good wave, just one good photo, you win, I’m letting you have your way. I hope this turns out the way you want it to.” My higher self letting my rebellious teenager have her way.

And then my ego began speaking to me the most seductive language it’s used yet.

“Hey universe…So I’m your expression of consciousness, right? You formed me so you would have eyes to see your own mountains and sunrises, right? The whole reason you gave birth to humanity was to have a vessel to experience your own greatness, right?  Well…wanna feel what it feels like to surf your own waves? How about we work together? Let me into one of your best ones. You know you want to feel what it feels like to allow one of your most precious, most dangerous, most wild to be ridden. Let me have one, let me show you. And what’s more. Let me show you how good consciousness can feel with a photo.”

Every muscle in my body filled with blood as I readied myself, I was erect with expectation. I marched down the beach, I felt no hesitation as I plunged into the ocean between sets. The ocean seemed to open up and give me a window to make it in to the take off zone.

“See, she wants me!” My ego soared

Just as I was about to break out of the impact zone and into the area outside the breaking waves I spotted a massive set rounding the corner at the point.

“Are you strong enough for me or will you be scared of my power.” She challenged my ego.

I laughed as I shoved my board under the heavy impact. It josseled me around, it nearly torn my board from my hands – nearly, but I matched her power flexing and straining and kicking hard under water. When I emerged I showed her just how much more stamina I had by paddling full force until I reached the outside, even though I didn’t need to paddle that fast. I wanted her to know how much more I could take.

She saw my arrogance and matched my speed with a current so strong it took constant paddling to stay in position.

I took my place in the line with all her other lovers, all waiting to prove we are worthy of her. I watched as wave after perfect wave was ridden, each time by a surfer more skilled than me sitting closer to the peak, the area with the most power. After 30 minutes, I knew I could stay longer due to the current, but I also knew there would be more waves tomorrow.

“Melanie, will you let your lust for one wave, for one photo, keep you from many more tomorrow when your body is rested and ready?” It was my higher self talking, and it was right.

“Okay ocean, you win. You would flirt with me and entice me just to see me made completely humble in front of you, wouldn’t you? Ah, but before I go, a quick question. Now that you know I admit you are more powerful than I, don’t you want to just experience the thrill of allowing me in? Let me blow your mind!”

I tried for 5 more minutes. Then I surrendered. I thought she wanted me, but ultimately she holds the power, she said no, I would not force myself on her. So I let her current drag me down the point, back toward the beach. I promised her I would just bellyboard one in, waveless, defeated, and humbled. I admitted she was far too great a lover for me.

I saw a smaller wave coming toward me. I thought I probably wouldn’t be able to catch it and even if I did it wouldn’t be too good. I paddled with all my strength and as I took the last paddle I whispered, “Let me show you how good it feels to allow your power be bridaled.”

The wave jacked up in size as I cleanly entered it, the wall to my right stood up perfectly. I pumped, I smashed the lip, I pumped three more times, I smashed the lip again. I ducted and threw my hand in her face as a tiny barrel let me in and then spit me out.  I saw the wave about to close out as I hit the lip one more time and angled by board toward the beach. I stayed up as I made my close out finishing turn and stayed on my feet until the fins in my board nearly hit the sand. It was one of the best waves of my life.

I jumped off my board and fell onto my back, face up in the water. Like a spent lover, I panted for breath after such a huge release of energy. I have ridden many bigger waves, but none so exquisite and none with so much precision and power. The three turns I executed were some of the best turns I’ve ever made.

After catching my breath I stood up to walk to the beach, I looked up to where my friend was taking photos with a huge smile, ready to show the world what I had just conquered.

He was gone.

I burst into laughter and nearly burst into tears at the same moment.

I had done it all for the glory of the photo. I wooed her, I harnessed her energy, I made her want to give her power freely to me. I spent all my energy. All so I could kiss and tell on Instagram.

She had agreed after so much convincing, but she would never allow such a beautiful experience to be displayed as pornography to the world. She did it just to feel it. The moment was just for me and her.

Oh the drama of that photoless moment!

I guess the Universe wanted to experience deflated ego more than anything. 

 

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